Socceroos bounce back

History was made last night when Australia won their first ever game 3-1 against a defiant Japan in the soccer World Cup in what was a scrappy match peppered with scuffles and kicks up one another's backsides.

Aaaaiiiieee! I want my mooommmyyy!

Tim Cahill became the first guy to ever score a goal for the Socceroos in any World Cup when they equalized in the final ten minutes before adding a second a few minutes later.

Go Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!!!

The final nail was knocked into Japan's coffin when John Aloisi scored in injury time to leave the Japanese team wondering what in the heck just hit them.