My left leg is acting up on me again.

For the past year I've noticed that side of my body would hurt at different areas each time, especially the knees.

I suspect it's been functioning well all these years on borrowed time. You see (I hate using 'You see' at a beginning of a sentence by the way), when I was four I got hit by a taxi and ended up under one of the rear wheels. Next thing I knew my knees were bandaged yada yada yada, took it months to recover. I was told I wouldn't be able to play sports.

But sports I played. First soccer, then running and then the creme de la creme grandfather of all contact sports... rugby.

Not only that, I also served time in an elite army unit for two and a half years and represented them in rugby too. My mother thought and still thinks (for other reasons now) that I am nuts.

I have a feeling my left knee will give up on me before old age. Time to get rich real quick so I could afford my own butler!