Banana skin

I've been hit with MarcPeelitis. It's a condition once called CalamityManitis but it mutated and became more dangerous.

Yesternight I slipped and fell upright on my right knee. The night before I slipped and fell upright on my left knee. Looking at how things are going, I deduce today I'll slip and fall on both knees, tomorrow I'll fall on my butt and the day after I'll slip, flip 180 degrees and fall on my head.

*rolleyes x 873682625*